not to be controversial but sometimes I think the private personal lives of celebrities are in fact none of our business
Unless they are being closeted, oppressed or censored and they show discomfort with and about it, and try to warn us or communicate to us about their situation. Just then and only then…it’s also our business.
celebrities are not sending you secret coded messages asking you to save them. i’m so sorry to tell you this but the former members of your favorite boy band are not actually secretly communicating with you about your RPF ship
I could’ve swore you said they were not trying to communicate through coded messages.
I think RBB and SBB handled by One Direction themselves don’t agree with you on that one, lad.
Just two rainbow teddy bears wearing a real expensive Rolex in their wrist and all dressed up at One Direction’s stage tour just for no reason at all.
What a strange happenstance!
NOT. I could go on and on all day. Anyways…great chat, pals!
i’m obsessed with the way that this is phrased like a slam dunk while absolutely being one of the most incoherent responses possible. it’s literally just pictures of two teddy bears
us: celebrities aren’t secretly communicating with you asking you to save them through coded messages
someone in an incredibly bizarre fandom echo chamber with zero self-awareness about how unhinged they’re about to sound: yeah well what about THIS *posts a picture of two teddy bears where one of the bears looks like it’s reading a book about diarrhea*
over the last several months, we have been implementing a protocol to eliminate karybelle the sheltie’s barking surrounding her mealtimes. we have accomplished this by initially introducing an alternate activity during prep time (stuffed kong) and religiously giving her a time out gated in the yard if she stops that activity to bark, thus delaying her dinner until she’s quiet. this has been extremely successful; she’s gone from barking literally 100+ times during meal prep to barking 0 times, and only occasionally slips up. the behavior she has chosen to replace her meal-prep-screaming (after all, that energy has to go somewhere) is frantically - but silently - running circles around the coffee table to finally slam into a perfect down-stay as her bowl is set down.
this evening as the food was coming out, karybelle seamlessly slipped into her silent circling routine. except after a couple of reps, she abruptly changed course, yeeted herself out the dog door, barked once, and immediately jumped back in to resume her circling.
if that isn’t a demonstration of crystal clear understanding of criteria, i…don’t know what is lmao
literally the canine version of this
me, reading this post, having no idea what the fuck a stuffed kong is:
i knew the miku binder thomas jefferson artist shipped the game grumps and is a boot licker but did i really need to find out they made a game grumps hamilton au and made alexander hamilton arin and drew him in a hello kitty binder
i wish this sentence was as incomprehensible as it should be if this timeline were not wretched and fit merely for the pyre
